You Can Call Me Captain

Shiv | 27 | she/they | Tumblr ancient, very tired Bigots et al can fuck off from my notes actually.
0:02 14 April 20234

Clockwork-shinobi -> haru-desune

  
0:18 8 August 202346886

trekkiesagainstchastity:

teslafactory:

in 2017 i went on 3 dates with a boy who always "knew a guy" for every possible situation. car broke? knows a guy. locked out of your home? knows a guy. need a doctor? knows a guy. i dated him just to find out where he knew all those guys and it turned out he just had a phonebook  — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023ALT
like I'd tell him i need my laptop fixed and he'd tell me to my face "i know a guy" and then either look up or Google some repair shop in town and ask them to give him a quote. and then he'd come back to me and be like "okay my guy says he'll do it for X€"  — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023ALT
this went on to the point where I was like low-key convinced that he was involved with the mob or something but no?? like as far as I can tell he just committed to the bit of "knowing a guy"  — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023ALT

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

I know a guy, but the guy is Google

  
0:18 8 August 2023956

rhapeseuhans:

Saw the Barbie meme and I had to draw it xD

[Twitter] [Patreon]

  
0:16 8 August 202361309

fang11803:

breadussy:

kinsey3furry300:

chilewithcarnage:

chilewithcarnage:

ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude

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way to go jackass

More importantly, given that Ghost Rider can canonically only scourge the souls of sinners, what sins had that random-ass lizard committed?

lust

That was Rango

  
0:16 8 August 2023132

dealer-of-soup:

favorite thing about grad school is cringe culture is truly dead and everyone just talks about there special interests all the time. talking about your favorite element is just a normal thing to do over drinks. my advisor told me her favorite oxide today. literally blorbo from my vacuum chamber.

  
0:14 8 August 202329550

orcboxer:

those first couple weeks after escaping a time loop have gotta be disorienting as all fuck. all those little cues that used to tell you what’s about to happen are now triggers that cause you to brace for something that isn’t coming. you have to relearn the permanence of death – hell, you have reacquaint yourself with the entire concept of finality altogether. everything keeps changing but it never changes back and you keep having to remind yourself that this is normal. “it won’t reset anymore,” you echo to yourself, over and over and over, like a broken record, like you’re still trapped in a loop, like someone who escaped the time loop but was doomed to bring it into the future with them

  
0:13 8 August 202346485

abluerowan:

So the James Webb telescope just took a picture of a galaxy that is 29 million light years away.

If that wasn’t cool enough NASA decided to peel away all the cosmic dust in order to see the bones of the Galaxy itself.

AND IT’S BREATHTAKING

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21:29 7 August 202330820

valencians:

valencians:

ohh my god a teenager online posted something that reveals a less than perfectly developed understanding of the world around them? should we tell everyone? should we screenshot it and share it everywhere so we can pat ourselves on the back for being so much wiser than Kids These Days? should we invite a boomer comic artist

you will never convince me that a middle schooler with no rights who gets flustered talking about sex is the heart of the global rise in reactionary sentiment we’re dealing with right now and not senator john segregation who drafts 300 anti trans laws a day and wants that middle schooler to die in childbirth

  
21:28 7 August 202344404

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

Just went to the grocery store and it is very close to midnight and so everybody there was pretty scrungy and tired and maybe whacked out, buying shit like cocoa puffs and cake (I was buying candy and ice cream so no judgement) and people were looking at me weird and I only realized until after I got home that I am like fully made up in a nice outfit and was very smiley and giggly bc I was listening to funny podcast and probably appeared to them completely out of touch with the reality of the situation I existed within

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snapshots of my life

Honestly I think this image

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holds true for more of my life than I would like to admit lol

  
21:27 7 August 20235

mikkaeus:

NOT GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVERBOY PLAYING WHILE CROWLEY RUSHES TO AZIRAPHALE

  
21:27 7 August 2023102088

kyeomblr:

kyeomblr2-moved:

peepee poopoo 🐖

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21:27 7 August 202330

still-thetroubledaddict:

When you have a mutual who is absolutely gorgeous, and they think YOU’RE the hot one: excuse me, this was not part of the plan 😳

  
20:47 7 August 2023112820

lesserdad:

knifefightscene:

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Honestly kinda upset that thats the writing and art theft ones are the only type of ai we get to hear about being worked on tbh.

  
20:47 7 August 2023226

ghostlyarchaeologist:

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“A first aid kit in a crate? It’s a health pack. This is a loot drop.”

The Librarians S02E08 And the Point of Salvation.